On Sunday, the Philadelphia Eagles handed the Kansas City Chiefs a 40-22 defeat in Super Bowl LIX. Here’s some of what Tom Ruprecht overheard at Caesars Superdome in New Orleans.

1. “Did anyone remember to send a car to get Travis Kelce out of Pat O’Brien’s?”
2. “Good news: Mahomes and Worthy finally connected on a bomb! Bad news: There was another 59:50 in the game.”
3. “I don’t wanna say this luxury box is depressing, but I’m stuck on a couch between Joe Schoen and Drake.”
4. “It’s not a good sign that Eli Manning had more pressure kicks today than Harrison Butker.”
5. “No biggie, we’ll get the three-peat next year.”
6. “Tonight’s celebration will haunt Kellen Moore next season when he stands in a ghostly quiet Superdome as the Saints drop to 1-13.”
7. “Umm, let’s see, ‘highlights’? Uh, the McConaughey-Ditka commercial was kinda funny, I guess.”
8. “At least now America can get back to hating the Cowboys and Patriots like normal.”
9. “Anybody know if there’s a place in New Orleans to get a stiff drink?”
10. “Hey, Brett! Remember how you drafted some amazing O-linemen after the last Super Bowl disaster?”